veryimportantneopian:

naegajeiljalnaganigga:

I wonder if my neopet is alive

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

samcatt:

chicken-and-biscuits:

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

i work at home depot. this post is accurate.

i was getting paint swatches once but i had to ask the guy where they were and when he took me there he was like “are you going to write quotes on these” and im like no and he just looked at me and said “yes you are”

(Source: mako)

rizastitties:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

• Water, 35 litres
• Carbon, 20 kilograms
• Ammonia, 4 litres
• Lime, 1.5 kilograms
• Phosphorus, 800 grams
• Salt, 250 grams
• Saltpeter, 100 grams
• Sulfur, 80 grams
• Fluorine, 7.5 grams
• Iron, 5 grams
• Silicon, 3 grams
• Trace amounts of 15 other elements

ladyhistory:

thranduil0ropherion:

Hey, let’s see what Swedish Man has been up to!

…oh.

TRYING TO SPLIT ATOMS IN HIS KITCHEN

(Source: lalalaufey)